Realms of the Old School Renaissance -- Session 8
Feverborne After the pink slime disaster, we decided it was time to head back to town. We had found some items of value and quite frankly we were all a bit shook up by seeing one of our compatriots have his face eaten. Not to mention the ordeal of puzzle-solving overnight from the fisher king. But our first stop was to fatten our purses, so we headed to Retep’s antiquities… But only after checking them ourselves, of course.
Realms of the Old School Renaissance -- Session 7
Feverborne I gave Ahnjela a resounding slap across the face with my gauntlet, and it seemed to sober her up. But it didn’t make the skeletons any more inclined to let us pass. We did establish that they only guarded two of the three doors in the room, leaving the middle door free if we wanted to go that way. We also established that pink would help us kill green if we wanted to go through the green door, but pink skellie is a mean bastard and I would hate to trust his word.
Realms of the Old School Renaissance -- Session 6
Feverborne When u-Heury was finished playing doctor with himself, we decided to clear out the two fishy folk playing handsy behind the door before going deeper into the cave system. We set up an ambush outside the door while u-Heury taunted them and tried to get them to come out. It didn’t go well. I continue to prefer a more aggressive approach to take advantage of surprise. We should be listening at doors and kicking them down, then swarming inside to take advantage of surprise.
Ooohhhya Punchman
By Matthew Hunter
| May 6, 2021
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Ohhyeah Punchman was forever scarred when his mother told him he was conceived on horseback. One can only guess at what his father said at the moment of conception, but his mother always smiles when she says her son’s name, “Ohhyeah!” It was the same smile that drove him to become a butcher of horsemeat (and other animals of course) instead of taking on the traditional Punchman trade of masonry.
Nottan Assasson
By Matthew Hunter
| May 6, 2021
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Definitely not an assassin.
Elaith
By Matthew Hunter
| May 6, 2021
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Very pointy…. ears.
Ahnjela
By Matthew Hunter
| May 6, 2021
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Dude looks like a lady.
U-Heury
By Matthew Hunter
| May 6, 2021
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A powerful barbarian youth with ambitions of learning the ways of civilization. He is presently attempting to learn to read, and has a budding interest in mycology (mushrooms).
Realms of the Old School Renaissance -- Session 5
Feverborne We managed to break Ahnjela out of the weird trance she was in by dragging her away from the crystals. She woke up and didn’t seem to recognize us, but after about ten minutes she was no more (or less) paranoid than usual. No doubt she’ll murder us all in our sleep later.
We decided to explore the other exits before braving that passageway, but we were joined by a few friends first.
The Lost Mines of Phandelver -- Session 18
Dean (Jared), Matt (Splinter Paw), Jeff (Ford), Coby (Kyros), Chris (Creeper) are returning cast members.
We left the party in the middle of fleeing from a small platoon of zombies just south of the Wave Echo Forge. They quickly finished off the remaining zombies, most of whom were already in remarkably bad shape. After a brief discussion, Ford suggested betraying their agreement with the undead wizard who just wanted some new reading material.